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Writers can be a bitchy bunch – and witty too.
As you’d expect, they can construct powerful insults that pack a punch – or a jokey jab.
Here are two of my favourites Hemingway “insults”
I love how Hemingway derides similes.
He was criticized for using simple “dinky” words that would not send the reader to a dictionary.
I love how he “jokes” that he needs a dictionary – and how he uses a simile to attack similies.
“…similies (bring me my dictionary) are like defective ammunition (the lowest thing I can think of at this time).”
I also love the stench of this insult – as he “pisses on” writers of parodies.
I can smell the caustic urine in the insult and the words “step up” suggest (to me) the step at a urinal.
“The parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer…The step up from writing parodies is writing on the wall above the urinal.”
What are YOUR favourite insults or ripostes from writers or other wordsmiths?
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Winston Churchill had lots of witty retorts and replies too.
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